Gulph

I can't help it -- I love the word "gulph." It makes you wonder whether we shouldn't substitute "ph" for the pedestrian "f" every once in a while, or perhaps exchange them. "Wanna toss the phootball some more, Phrank?" "What phor? I've had enouph, Fil. I'd rather play golph." "OK, say hello to your wiphe Foebe." "I won't. Coming over Phriday? "Phat chance." "Don't be a phuckphace." "Pheel the love."