"The only club guaranteed to keep you out of the woods"

My sister is threatening to get me this for the opening of golf season.

The Ocean Course

I'm on the home stretch of a two-week vacation. The day before yesterday, my wife and I played the Ocean Course at Kiawah Island, South Carolina. All I can say is that the Ocean Course is one of the two or three most beautiful golf courses I have ever seen. Don't be intimidated. I'm pretty bad -- hell, I'm very bad -- and we had a great time.

Fore!

Can you believe it? I played golf today, in northwest New Jersey. It's January 7th, for heaven's sake!